I’m hastily writing this story to get it out before Christmas. I can’t believe I just remembered it. A few years ago, I was a member of a great networking group. What made them great was the fact that they were very open-minded when it came to my store. This particular group ended up being some of my best customers.
The group had a Christmas party at one of the nicest restaurants in town. I still miss those parties. Back to the party at hand. Everyone had to bring a gift. There were about 30 of us at the party. G and I were drinking and having a great time with several friends. The food was yummy.
When it came time to do the gift exchange, G and I got quite a surprise. ALMOST EVERY ITEM THAT WAS GIFTED WAS FROM OUR STORE. WOW! Now, I had helped a couple of people pick items out and was aware of what SOME of the gifts were, but I had no idea that so many items had been purchased from our store. G and I saw everything from our Willy Warmer’s (a santa hat for your penis) to candy cane dildo’s. It was super fun to see everyone’s expression when they opened their gift.
My favorite gift to be opened was this butt plug that I had accidentally purchased. It is sometimes hard to tell the size of an item from a computer screen. This proved to be the mother of all accidents. This particular plug was about 5″ long, 3″ wide and super thick. Makes my bottom squeeze just thinking about it. The guy that ended up with this gift is one of the most conservative people I have ever met. He was a good sport about his new “gift” and reacted as most people would have. Embarassment and sheepishness.
What’s the most embarrassing naughty party gift you have ever received? I would love to hear about it.