Little Old Couple and their Oxygen Tank

18 Nov

We hadn’t been open for very long when this story happened. This story entertains me on so many levels. The biggest reason? Because we have customers like these two that come into our store on a regular basis. I love the fact that older people have an enjoyable sex life, too.

At the time, I was still employed at the television station. I refuse to use public bathrooms when I know ours is close by and clean. I stopped by early afternoon and I was there in time to open the door for Granny and Gramps. Gramps was rolling his oxygen tank with him. They thanked me for getting the door and shuffled into the store.

I did my business and was talking to G for a few minutes. I was curious as to what the elderly couple were purchasing. There was a very impressive penis pump on the counter. In addition, there was a vibrator. The vibe wasn’t one of our better one’s. Keep in mind, vibes don’t have to be expensive to be good, but this one wasn’t powerful at all.

All this time, Granny and Gramps were picking out movies. They had a stack of movies that our sales associate was holding while they picked them out. Curiosity got the best of me so I stuck around. I love seeing what people buy.

They came to the counter with their selections. Gramps started talking with G and telling him all kinds of stories. During this time, I grabbed a better vibrator from the shelf for Granny. They were the same price, but the honey bunny is much better. Hey, if you are going to get one, get a good one.

After their purchase was rang up and bagged, the associate helped them to their car and they thanked all of us. Said it was really nice our store was here and that it had been a long time coming. If more people had an open mind, more marriages would last as long as theirs.

I was glad I stuck around that day. I love knowing that one day that old couple will be G and I.


One Response to “Little Old Couple and their Oxygen Tank”

  1. Baby J January 14, 2013 at 6:08 am #

    I freakin’ love “lil old people” Im pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that my grandma raised me. They have so much to offer, if people would just give them a chance and listen to them. They are so wise. Very true words spoken on their part about the need for people to be more open minded. I truly feel this world would be a much happier place. Personal Opinion. Free of charge. :)

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