Swinger’s Convention…and a Big Bar of Chocolate

8 Dec

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to attend a swinger’s party? I’m sure everyone has their own idea what it is like. I know I did. I am happy to report I was both right and wrong.

This particular party was more of a statewide meet and greet. A meet and greet, if I am correct, is where different clubs get together and have a big party, kind of like prom. We were asked to attend and set up a goodies table. Since this was the first one with this many people in attendance, we took quite a bit of product. Everything from Hitachi wands to cock rings. We had two people with us to help out. No judging me here, but since this blog is about being honest, one was my sister and the other was my daughter. (I can hear the negative comments now and the criticism starting). I will point out that C was 19 at the time. G was there, too, so she was very protected.

The vendor booths are set up completely separately from the party area. We were set up on one side and the other side had a huge selection of club wear. We set up mid afternoon and customers trickled in and out. The club wear vendor had a following, they had been setting up for years there. There was a huge variety of clothing to choose from. There was even more variety in the sizes of women trying on these clothes.

I am no prude and am pretty self confident. I believe we are all beautiful, everyone has issues naked, and we need to be proud of ourselves. With that being said, I got a real lesson on just how confident some people are. It is sufficient to say that you CAN squeeze into a Medium sized club dress. Not only that, but you can be super confident and walk around the vendor area with it all hanging out. Ahem. There you have it.

Our area got busier as the night wore on. We sold an enormous amount of cock rings, male stamina pills (nite rider’s work best) and a lot of single use vibrators. We tend to do a decent amount of business at these events. Certainly makes the trips worth it.

G had been keeping an eye on both K and S. When he noticed a rather tall, well dressed man talking S up and handing her a bar of chocolate G walked over to see what was going on. That’s when mama mode kicked in. We had only planned on them helping till 10, but for both S and K, the event ended early. Apparently, when someone offers you a chocolate bar that was a signal they were interested in having sex with you.

I went up the the man, informed him that this particular female was off limits and G was going to take them back to their room. Funtime was over. When he asked if he could have the candy bar back, S looked him in the eye and said, nope, you gave it to me, I’m keeping it. That’s my girl!

Enjoy!

22 Responses to “Swinger’s Convention…and a Big Bar of Chocolate”

  1. Nick A December 7, 2012 at 11:20 pm #

    Where was this event and how is a one supposed to find out about these things? I believe that life is short and I should try everything in life! :)

  2. Nick A December 7, 2012 at 11:21 pm #

    Where was this event and how is a one supposed to find out about these things? I believe that life is short and I should try everything in life!

  3. Nick A December 7, 2012 at 11:22 pm #

    This sounds interesting! Where was this event and how is a one supposed to find out about these things? I believe that life is short and I should try everything in life! :)

    • Jenn December 8, 2012 at 7:34 am #

      I never heard of the chocolate bar invite, but where I live if your new or just experimenting with the swinging lifestyle, people will call you Vanilla. lol I guess the chocolate breaks u. ????

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